I will systematically follow around Santa Clause on Christmas eve and make sure that every house he goes to, the chimney's are almost blocked so he gets stuck half way through and then when he is helpless, I will poor quickset concrete down the chimney and dry wall the inside of the house.
Good Luck trying to stop me.
And My dear Nemesis Baron Destructo is now in the palm of my hand as I have him preoccupied with story idea's. If he was smart he would deligate and sit around all day smoking cigars and signing papers.
BUt NOOOOOOOO!!!! Goody 2shoes is trying to make a name for himself which will be in vien as I have the executive officers of the SciFi channel in the palm of my hand and squish them to do my bidding. When I am done they will be in the back pocket of my pants, in the washing machine that my enemy can nbo doubt definitely not use.
Feliz Navi Dad everyone as I spend my days drinking wine and having siestas in th spanish sun, and Italian vinards.
Have a F***ing Sh*t Christmas and may all your New Years resolutions be quashed as Myself and Osama Bin Ladin, yes I know his current where abouts, plan your assassination.
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