Saturday, December 8, 2007

Merry Death-mas

I will systematically follow around Santa Clause on Christmas eve and make sure that every house he goes to, the chimney's are almost blocked so he gets stuck half way through and then when he is helpless, I will poor quickset concrete down the chimney and dry wall the inside of the house.

Good Luck trying to stop me.

And My dear Nemesis Baron Destructo is now in the palm of my hand as I have him preoccupied with story idea's. If he was smart he would deligate and sit around all day smoking cigars and signing papers.

BUt NOOOOOOOO!!!! Goody 2shoes is trying to make a name for himself which will be in vien as I have the executive officers of the SciFi channel in the palm of my hand and squish them to do my bidding. When I am done they will be in the back pocket of my pants, in the washing machine that my enemy can nbo doubt definitely not use.


Feliz Navi Dad everyone as I spend my days drinking wine and having siestas in th spanish sun, and Italian vinards.

Have a F***ing Sh*t Christmas and may all your New Years resolutions be quashed as Myself and Osama Bin Ladin, yes I know his current where abouts, plan your assassination.

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

October 24, 2007

Today's video: Ultimatum-esk

Today i have sent countless warnings to my arch nemesis BaronDestructo.
I have been watching him in combat and now i have found a weakness in his servo-bitchslap which i will use to my advantage.
I will crush him with my sudo-panultimate skin of steal and my unholy conoli, filled with a mixture of the most fattiest foods around.

My good Friend Anubis has just told me he will be arriving in town. What fun it will be to get drunk off some exhaust fumes and steroid smoke. For anyfans who wish to have a meet and great, photo oppurtunties i will be kicking ass tomorrow IN YOUR DREAMS, can't wait to see you there.

Today i will spin a plan for domination of the whole Galaxy and BaronMartino will then write up the itinery for my mission to then get underway. I do believe i will be touring the depths of hell so to all of you down there a very big 'Hello, down there.' I'm BaronUltimo and if you have any queries please don't hesistate ask whatever's on your mind at the comments link at the bottom of the entry.

Have a miserabale day folks.
Bye